Monday, February 9, 2009

urination nation



This is to all the PIGS out there that have yet to learn common curtesy and manners.
IF YOU MUST pee in and old Gatorade bottle or 2 liter soda bottle, how damn hard is it to walk it over to a trash can or place it in a dumpster? I see trash cans and dumpsters at every truck stop I have ever been to. BUT NO, you road scholars leave them on the ground in the parking lot for some one else to pick-up, drive over and explode or toss them into the grass so the poor schmuck that is mowing the lawn gets a nice pee shower........



And those of you that just pee on the ground next to your truck are no better, you have already climbed out of the truck, how hard would it be to walk another 50-100 feet to use a rest room? (there is no cover fee, just walk thru the door). I have seen this with my own eyes, a driver parked in the front row and 30-50 feet from the door get out and piss next to the truck, zip up, turn and walk inside the building!! UN-FREAKIN-BELIVABLE!!! I have seen this numerous times. If your bladder is that weak, maybe you should move a little faster and get in the building quicker or invest in some depends undergarments. (I hear that Depends are quite stylish with the 50 and older crowd and just think of how many extra miles you could run if you did not need to stop and pee!!!!) I would like to see a way to report these dumb asses to the management, but with out extra witnesses or photographic proof, what can be done about this? (suggestions anybody?)
Those of us that do our own maintenance on the vehicles (adjusting brakes, checking air pressure in the tires, ETC.) do not want to be kneeling or laying in your piss just because you are a lazy pig. GROW UP already!!! Is it any wonder that the parking lots smell like a giant urinal in the heat of the summer. Or that Walmart and other places (Ie, shopping malls, grocery stores, ETC.) do not want us parking in their lots? I do not blame them at all for running the truckers off, but it really hurts us (TRUCKERS) as a whole, because a bunch of pigs can not clean up after themselves, and have made the best shopping and parking places off limits for everybody.
This is real simple, if you need to pee go in the building and do your thing in the rest room. if you are traveling the highways and no rest areas in sight, pee in the grass on the shoulder or on-off ramp, AND DUMP your pee jug, do not just leave it full on the ground. (now you can re use the jug again, AKA recycling!!!)
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!!!!! Even those of you that actually use the toilets in the rest room, some of you are still MAJOR PIGS! Those of you that are scared to use a urinal and must use the toilet to pee in, would it really hurt you to lift the seat before you start? If you do not want to touch the seat with your fingers, wad up some TP and lift, OR use your foot to lift the seat (you already walked through a bunch of piss in the parking lot already, your shoes can not get much dirtier.....)
And then there is going to be that special place in hell for the wizards that do not know how to aim when reliving themselves and I think that they do this on purpose just to screw with the next guy that then needs to make a choice, "do I wipe this up or try a different stall?" NOBODY, I MEAN NOBODY wants to wipe up someone else's piss off a toilet seat so they can sit and poop.
I can not put 100% of the blame on the truckers for this because all the rest rooms are available to the public, but I would bet that they are better than 90% to blame.
Come on people, use your brain for some thing more than holding your ears apart!!

1 comment:

  1. Haha, that's alot of piss. Maybe one day a trucker will stop and think it's a drink :)

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